Did you hear? They’re making yet another The Real Housewives Of… I am a little perplexed on how they call these ladies REAL housewives. Out of all of the housewives that I know in my hometown, there isn’t one who comes close in comparison to these TV show housewives.
Hey, Bravo! Here’s a concept…send your camera crews to my hometown or even my home and I’ll show you a REAL housewife.
But I’m going to give you a heads up, Bravo. Here’s what you can expect to see in my home…
–My husband and I have date night twice a year. Our anniversary is in 2 days so after that we have 11 months to get our other date night in. Hopefully we can squeeze that in somewhere.
–I don’t drink alcohol and have never been drunk. Sorry! No going bat shit crazy due to alcohol. I can do that all on my own.
–You will hear the most annoying sound in the world and it comes from my dog. Alright it might not be the most annoying sound in the world, but to me it is. And you want to know what he’s doing to make this annoying, yet disturbing sound? He’s cleaning his toes. Yep. Totally annoying 😉
–My girls and I are known to have hour long conversations in a British accent. Sometimes we even sing our conversations to each other.
–Harry Potter Movies are typically shown on 2 weekends out of the month.
–Taylor Swift’s Widest Dreams needs to be sung as a distraught, crazy girlfriend. Any other way is unacceptable and you’ll be forced to listen to Nickelback. **FYI- There’s video proof that I sing it best.
–I stand on the opposite side of the camera and take pictures of food (for this blog).
Alright, Bravo. This is NOT my formal application for acceptance as one of your REAL Housewives. I don’t think you’d be able to handle all of this normalcy.