“Mom, don’t bounce that ball! Only little creatures like me can do it.”
“Mom, when I grow up I want to be just like you, but without big boobies.”
“Can I have carrots for snack today? I love them. They taste like a million dollars.”
When I was pregnant with Emily, we had a family movie night. The four of us were on the couch and my husband leans over and touched my pregnant belly and says “Come on Mommy. Make me a boy.” Kassie’s reply “But Dad, I thought you were already a boy?”
“Excuse me. I burped from my butt.”
After eating apple pie for the first time I hear “Mom those apples were delicious, but why did Mimi make it with cardboard on the bottom?”
So what are some funny/silly things your kids have said?